A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit noticed the crow, and asked,
“Can I sit like you and do nothing all day long?”
The crow answered, “Sure, why not.”
So the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow and rested.
All of a sudden a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit, and ate it.

Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.